Hareline Page

This page is where you can see what's coming for each of the Phuket Hashes.

Visit this page for last minute updates before you leave the house!

For bus fees, timetable and registration details, click here.

Guidelines for being a hare for Saturday Hash, click here.

Date Hash Run Hares Location
30 Mar 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1955 ULTIMATE FUCKING CUNT ULTIMATE FUCKING CUNT
FUNGUS FUNGUS
BJORN TO RUN BJORN TO RUN
POLISH MY CRABS POLISH MY CRABS (VH)
LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
Naiyang Beach - On The Beach
Head North on Thepkasattri Road [4002] towards the Airport. Turn left at the traffic light onto the "Old Airport Road" [4031]. Drive 6.2 km (550 m past [4018] to Naithon beach and turn LEFT HHH on Andamas Rd and sign for Marriott Resort Phuket. Follow HHH to the laager on the beach keeping to the track to avoid loose sand areas.
Hare Note: Do not park in loose sand areas.
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VAN TRANSPORT:
Reserved seats board first in a 10-seat minivan @ 250 B/ea, round trip. To book a seat join facebook RIDE SHARING group linked at the top of this page: https://www.facebook.com/messages/t/9489237051151074.
Leaves EXPAT HOTEL in Patong @ 2:15 PM
GPS ::Click Here
03 Apr 2024 @ 15:30 PM Tinmen 424 MURKURY MURKURY
UP THE BACK UP THE BACK
Red Mountain/Mosquito Lake Area
Red Mountain and Mosquito Lake area.
More info coming later..
06 Apr 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1956 MURKURY MURKURY
J.C. J.C.
Patong - 50 Pee road
From Karon go North to Patong and turn right at the first mini roundabout onto Soi Nanai, then follow to the white bridge and then turn right immediately and go up the hill (Ha Sip Pee road) and at the top turn left (HHH) carry on to the next HHH sign (1.3 km) and turn right up the steep hill to the Laager.
From Kathu go over the hill to Patong. As you get to the bottom of the hill keep to the left towards Saynamyen road. Go around the Temple and carry on to what used to be Montes. The entrance to Wang Kee Oan waterfall is in front of you. Turn left up Ha Sip Pee road and after approx 1.4km turn left (HHH) up the steep hill to the laager.
GPS ::Click Here
10 Apr 2024 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 84 CREATURE FROM THE BLUE LAGOON CREATURE FROM THE BLUE LAGOON
LITTLE TOE LITTLE TOE
GOODY GOODY MORON GOODY GOODY MORON
Patong
Patong Area.
On on at Rundetarn Restaurant in bangla.
Run start 4 o'clock .
Theme dress Thai dress, Songkran style.
13 Apr 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1957 LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
WOODPECKER WOODPECKER
LA LASAGNA LA LASAGNA
TIGER TIGER
COBBLER COBBLER
TOP OFF TOP OFF
TEQUILA SLAPPER TEQUILA SLAPPER
BUM SCRAPER BUM SCRAPER
Runmaster Waiting - Please Standby
This will be a Thai Connection Songkran, as used to be. All Thais are invited to join in helping for haring, dancing, Thai snacks, and all things Thai.
14 Apr 2024 @ 16:00 PM Pooying 84 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
20 Apr 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1958 NOT LONG ENOUGH NOT LONG ENOUGH
Location: Tbc
21 Apr 2024 @ 15:00 PM Bike 230ICE ARSE ICE ARSE Location: Tbc
27 Apr 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1959 FIVE HUNDRED BAHT FIVE HUNDRED BAHT
UP THE BACK UP THE BACK
Lyan Hills - Soi Layan 1/1
Heading north on Thep Krasattri Road [402], turn LEFT at the Thalang traffic lights [4030]. Follow [4030] for 2.4 km to Ban Don village. Turn RIGHT HHH onto [4018]. Follow for 4km and turn RIGHT HHH onto Soi Layan 1/1. Follow to laager.
From Patong/ Kamala turn left at Cherngtalay Police Station onto [4030] and follow to Ban Don Village. Turn LEFT HHH onto [4018] and follow as above.
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30 Apr 2024 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 252 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
01 May 2024 @ 15:30 PM Tinmen 425 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
01 May 2024 @ 15:30 PM Tinmen 437 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
03 May 2024 @ 07:00 AM PH3 OUTSTATION RUN KOH YAO NOI
Koh Yao Noi - Outstation Run
Join our Outstation Run during 2 nights & 3 days on Koh Yao Noi. Details for ferry transport, island transport, bungalows, beaches, restaurants, beer and trails are developing, check here for updates.
There will also be a local run for anyone not doing the Outstation.
Click OUTSTATION 2024 for more details
04 May 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1960 INVISIBLE MAN INVISIBLE MAN
FUNGUS FUNGUS
LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
REPRESSED ONE REPRESSED ONE
Koh Yao Noi - Outstation Run
Join our Outstation Run during 2 nights & 3 days on Koh Yao Noi. Details for ferry transport, island transport, bungalows, beaches, restaurants, beer and trails are developing, check here for updates.
There will also be a local run for anyone not doing the Outstation.
Click OUTSTATION 2024 for more details.
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The local run will be put together by Repressed One. Standby for details.
08 May 2024 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 85 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
11 May 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1961 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
12 May 2024 @ 16:00 PM Pooying 85 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
15 May 2024 @ 15:30 PM Tinmen 426 JOXYMORON JOXYMORON
FUNGUS FUNGUS
Chalong Area
This run marks our 33rd Anniversary!
18 May 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1962 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
19 May 2024 @ 15:00 PM Bike 231CAMPARI CAMPARI Location: Tbc
25 May 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1963 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
28 May 2024 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 253 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
30 May 2024 @ 14:00 PM PH3 MARAUD #69 the AGPU We'll be here and there, various & several
This will be an AGPU day. See Butt Plug or Fungus for details, requirements, and your deposit -- to register.  With limited seating we must be discerning.  (We're just over 50% full, get your deposits in.)
01 Jun 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1964 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
05 Jun 2024 @ 15:30 PM Tinmen 427 MANNEKEN PIS MANNEKEN PIS
Location: Tbc
08 Jun 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1965 INVISIBLE MAN INVISIBLE MAN
MURKURY MURKURY
Location: Tbc
12 Jun 2024 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 86 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
13 Jun 2024 @ 16:00 PM PH3 PH3 AGPU Expat Sport Restaurant
Join our AGPU to recgnize our outgoing GM Invisible Man & his committee then welcome in our new GM and new team.  Check-in opens @ 4 PM with free beer, then food, then a fun, wild circle.
15 Jun 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1966 FUNGUS FUNGUS
Location: Tbc
16 Jun 2024 @ 16:00 PM Pooying 86 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
22 Jun 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1967 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
23 Jun 2024 @ 16:00 PM Bike 232RUBBERTOE RUBBERTOE
CAMPARI CAMPARI
Location: Tbc