Hareline Page

This page is where you can see what's coming for each of the Phuket Hashes.

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Date Hash Run Hares Location
30 Sep 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1929 EJACKULATOR EJACKULATOR
J.C. J.C.
CREATURE FROM THE BLUE LAGOON CREATURE FROM THE BLUE LAGOON
PAPER PAPER
 Kathu - Below Papers House
Coming from Patong, turn RIGHT HHH into the soi beside the Family Mart at the bottom of hill on the Kathu side, just before the divided roadway begins. Wind in about 500 m and reaching the T-junction, turn RIGHT HHH. Continue 300 m and turn LEFT HHH
Coming from Chalong head toward Patong. Beyond the Kathu Go-Kart track make a LEFT HHH at the end of the divided roadway onto the soi beside the Family Mart. Continue as above.
***There will be a FREE bus from Kamala provided by the birthday boy. It departs the Aussie Pub at 3pm and then the Expat in Patong at 3:20pm.
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04 Oct 2023 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 418 MURKURY MURKURY
SUBSTANDARD SUBSTANDARD
 Kathu/Patong hills
Bus schedule and On On details to follow.
07 Oct 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1930 WILMA WILMA
LITTLE TOE LITTLE TOE
LIMBO LIMBO (VH)
BIMBO BIMBO (VH)
 Location: Tbc
11 Oct 2023 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 78 TEACHER'S PET TEACHER'S PET
FLIP FLOP FLIP FLOP
 Location: Tbc
14 Oct 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1931 LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
FUNGUS FUNGUS
MASARAP MASARAP
SAM SONG SAM SONG
 Koh Sirey
From all directions travel through Phuket Town to the Port of Phuket following the main road past the ferries and over bridge onto the causeway to Koh Sirey. At the clock tower roundabout turn RIGHT HHH and continue through town to the end of the road and laager HHH.
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15 Oct 2023 @ 15:00 PM Pooying 78 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
21 Oct 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1932 MURKURY MURKURY
RAMPANT RABBIT RAMPANT RABBIT
 Ban Pak Plee - Northwest of Thalang
From Thalang intersection traffic light drive north 4.4 km, just past the petrol station, turn LEFT HHH just before the overhead footbridge for the school. Continue 400 m & turn RIGHT HHH, continue 200 m turn RIGHT HHH. Follow HHH to laager site (1 km) under power lines.
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22 Oct 2023 @ 15:00 PM Bike 224SWOLLON COLON SWOLLON COLON Talang
The direction for the laager will be announced a few days before the event
28 Oct 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1933 FIVE HUNDRED BAHT FIVE HUNDRED BAHT
UP THE BACK UP THE BACK
ANAL BLADER ANAL BLADER (VH)
 Layan hills
Head north on the 402 highway towards the airport. 750m past Thalang lights junction turn left just before the overhead bridge HHH. Follow the winding road for 1.7km and go straight at the junction HHH. Follow the road for further 1.2km then go straight at the 4-way junction onto the dead end road in the direction of the Fishing Lake HHH.
Continue along the road for 1.1km (past the Fishing Lake). Laager will be on the right.
Only the Beer Truck in the plantation please. There is plenty of parking on the road before and after the Laager.
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31 Oct 2023 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 246 B.A. B.A.
 Kamala
On on at Popeyes, more info to follow.
01 Nov 2023 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 419 MANNEKEN PIS MANNEKEN PIS
 Location: Tbc
04 Nov 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1934 JOXYMORON JOXYMORON
GOODY GOODY MORON GOODY GOODY MORON
FUNGUS FUNGUS
WHERE THE FUCK IS FAGIN WHERE THE FUCK IS FAGIN
 Chaofa West - Ridge Above PTT
From Chalong circle approx 2.4 km turn LEFT HHH immediately after the PTT & 7/11 plaza. Coming from Central pass the Chaofa City road approx 4.3 km, turn RIGHT HHH immediately before PTT station. Follow HHH (past Froggy's) approx 2.8 km up on to the ridge. The last 500 m is dirt.
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08 Nov 2023 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 79 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
11 Nov 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1935 MURKURY MURKURY
 Ban Lipon - Under the Pylons 2
Head north from Heroines approximately 3.7 km and turn RIGHT at the traffic lights (NO HHH SIGN). Head east for approximately 1.9 km. Laager is on the left under the pylons HHH.
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12 Nov 2023 @ 15:00 PM Pooying 79 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
18 Nov 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1936 SUBSTANDARD SUBSTANDARD
ACHMED THE SAVIOUR ACHMED THE SAVIOUR
FUNGUS FUNGUS
WHERE THE FUCK IS FAGIN WHERE THE FUCK IS FAGIN
 Thalang Battleground Memorial Park
Head north from Heroines Monument towards Thalang. At the main traffic lights in Thalang turn LEFT back towards Cherngtalay (No HHH). Approximately 600 m turn RIGHT HHH on the sharp bend. Follow the road towards the airport for approximately 900 m and turn LEFT HHH into the Battleground Memorial Park. Follow the road all the way around to the laager.
From Cherngtalay turn left at the police station traffic lights and head towards Thalang. At the sharp bend marked as the airport shortcut just before entering Thalang, turn LEFT HHH and continue as above.
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19 Nov 2023 @ 15:00 PM Bike 225BUTT CYCLE BUTT CYCLE
SPEEDY CHAKWAO SPEEDY CHAKWAO 		Paklok
The direction for the laager will be announced a few days before the event
25 Nov 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1937 SWOLLEN COLON SWOLLEN COLON
 Location: Tbc
28 Nov 2023 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 247 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
02 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1938 CAMPARI CAMPARI
 Rawai - Soi Naya
Go to Rawai - Naiharn, take the Soi Saiyuan to the lake passing in front of Shakers restaurant. At the second corner of the lake turn right onto soi Naya (HHH). After about 500 mt, turn left (HHH) in the small soi and follow the alley into the rubber.
PARK ON THE SIDE OF THE CONCRETE ROAD ONLY. NOT INSIDE THE RUBBER.
Beertruck will be marked.
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06 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 420 NOT LONG ENOUGH NOT LONG ENOUGH
 Location: Tbc
09 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1939 SWOLLEN COLON SWOLLEN COLON
 Location: Tbc
13 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 80 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
16 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1940 FUNGUS FUNGUS
MASARAP MASARAP
LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
SAM SONG SAM SONG
 Chalong Dam Reservoir - Gated House With View
This will be our Year-End Run - Wear something RED or sit on the ice!
***
From Chalong circle drive north on Chaofa west 3.4 km. At the yellow TOA/ CAPTAIN paint store turn LEFT HHH. Continue around the temple and follow HHH to the laager HHH at a private gated property along the ring road at the back of the reservoir.
From Central Festival, drive south on Chaofa west towards Chalong. 800 meters passed the TOT traffic lights, turn RIGHT HHH at the yellow TOA/CAPTAIN paint store. Follow as above.
Hare Note: Park along the road and walk up to the house, only privileged in the laager.
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17 Dec 2023 @ 15:00 PM Pooying 80 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
23 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1941 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Chalong Dam Reservoir - Gated House With View
24 Dec 2023 @ 15:00 PM Bike 226Visit Phuket Mountain Bike Website for details.
26 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 248 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
30 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1942 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
01 Jan 2024 @ 16:00 PM PH3 TINMAN HARE OF THE DOG RUN TBC
03 Jan 2024 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 421 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
06 Jan 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1943 TOOTSIE TOOTSIE
WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE
AMAZING DISGRACE AMAZING DISGRACE
 Location: Tbc