| Date | Hash | Run | Hares | Location |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20 Dec 2025 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2045 | SWOLLEN COLON |
Under the pylons between main road and Kruvit restaurant CHRISTMAS RUN From Heroines Monument drive south on Thepkasatree road until you see the Isuzu sign to your right and make a U-turn, follow directions below. From the south turn LEFT HHH onto rt [3030] just before Wat Tha Ruea, 1 km before Heroines Monument. Follow the road 1 km to the laager HHH. From Kathu, drive 1 km past Kruvit restaurant and turn left (HHH). Note from the hare: park where you can Note from the runmaster: The hare has not provided a gps pin. I have taken it from the net. I marked somewhere on the dirtroad where we lager but it might be a few yards off. GPS ::Click Here |
| 21 Dec 2025 @ 15:00 PM | Bike | 250 | Baan Pakplee, Muang Thalang School, Thalang Directions: From Heroines Monument, drive north on Road 402 for 10.7 km. Turn left at the HHH sign just before the pedestrian bridge near Muang Thalang School onto Road 3029. Drive 500 m, then turn right at the HHH sign. Continue for 1.3 km; you will see a WHITE tent on the right-hand side. (This location was used a couple of months ago.) Registration fee: 160 Baht (includes soft drink/water). Please bring your own food. BBQ stoves are provided. GPS ::Click Here | |
| 27 Dec 2025 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2046 | DR. FUCKING JEKYLL |
Location: Tbc |
| 30 Dec 2025 @ 16:00 PM | Kamala Koma | 273 | FIVE HUNDRED BAHT TEQUILA SLAPPER UP THE BACK |
KAMALA AREA Christmas Run in Kamala Usual A to B run with an optional short cut On On at Kamala Havana Bus pickup: Expat Hotel Patong 15:00 Do Duck Inn Kamala 15:45 https://maps.app.goo.gl/yADJcaFtgK7mymXp9?g_st=ipc Minibus from Layan Gardens to Do Duck Inn with a pickup at Lotus Cherngtalay (if required). Return to Layan after On On. Pre booking required for minibus. Contact 500 Baht 0654588386 |
| 01 Jan 2026 @ 16:00 PM | Tinmen | 447 | FUNGUS B.C. PHILTHY PISSHEAD (VH) LUCKY LEK (VH) |
Location: Tbc |
| 03 Jan 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2047 | B.C. FUNGUS PHILTHY PISSHEAD LUCKY LEK |
Location: Tbc |
| 10 Jan 2026 @ 15:30 PM | PHHH | 2048 | MURKURY |
Koh Kaew - Opposite British Intenational School Travelling east from Kamala/Patong and south west make your way to the British International School, Koh Kaew. Continue 600m past the security box at the intersection and turn left onto a dirt track (HHH). Continue 200m to laager beside the lake. Travelling north on Thepkasasttri Road (402) continue 350m past the intersection of Bypass Road and turn left (HHH) opposite Royal Phuket Marina entrance continue 600m then turn right onto dirt track (HHH) and onto laager. HARE NOTE. Farm animals will be encounted on walk/run. Dogs on leads, leads on masters. Bus: Patong 14.30 GPS ::Click Here |
| 14 Jan 2026 @ 16:00 PM | Iron Pussy | 261 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 17 Jan 2026 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2049 | NOT LONG ENOUGH NOT HARD ENOUGH |
Ban Lipon - Southern Laager Head North of Heroines for approx 3.7 km and turn right at the first set of traffic lights (no sign). Head East for approx 1.4 km then turn right. (HHH sign). Drive through the village for approx. 1.6. km and take the tight turn to the left (HHH sign). Follow the road for approx 1 km to the main pylon line. Park to one side of the road either side of the pylons, trucks can park on the track to the right. Beer truck will be marked to the left of the pylons. From the North turn left at the first set of lights after Thalang Homebase (no sign) and follow as above. From CherngTalay/Bang Jo go straight across at the hwy lights and follow as above. GPS ::Click Here |
| 18 Jan 2026 @ 15:00 PM | Pooying | 411 | BJORN TO RUN SPERMBANK ERECTOR |
Between kathu and Thalang at some 7/11 |
| 24 Jan 2026 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2050 | DR. FUCKING JEKYLL |
Location: Tbc |
| 25 Jan 2026 @ 15:00 PM | Bike | 251 | Baan Lipon - Layan THALANG. Detail will be update soon. Registration fee 160 Baht included soft drink/water. Bring your own food. | |
| 27 Jan 2026 @ 16:00 PM | Kamala Koma | 274 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 31 Jan 2026 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2051 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 07 Feb 2026 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2052 | FIVE HUNDRED BAHT UP THE BACK |
Thalang - Near AC fishing park 3rd edition Head north on the 402 highway towards the airport. 750m past Thalang lights junction turn left just before the overhead bridge HHH. Follow the winding road for 1.7km and go straight at the junction HHH. Follow the road for further 1.2km then go straight at the 4-way junction onto the dead end road in the direction of the Fishing Lake HHH. Continue along the road (past the Fishing Lake) onto the dusty track for 1 km until you reach the laager. Note from hares: Awesome Saint Andrew’s Eve run to celebrate all things Scottish and, of course, World Cup qualification - Danes and English welcome! GPS ::Click Here |
| 14 Feb 2026 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2053 | NOT LONG ENOUGH NOT HARD ENOUGH |
Location: Tbc |
| 15 Feb 2026 @ 16:00 PM | Pooying | 412 | EJACKULATOR CREATURE FROM THE BLUE LAGOON |
Murkury's ditch Directions to follow shortly |
| 21 Feb 2026 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2054 | DR. FUCKING JEKYLL |
Location: Tbc |
| 28 Feb 2026 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2055 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 07 Mar 2026 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2056 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 14 Mar 2026 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2057 | Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster | Location: Tbc |
| 21 Mar 2026 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2058 | BUTT-CYCLE FIVE HUNDRED BAHT |
Location: Tbc |
| 28 Mar 2026 @ 16:00 PM | PHHH | 2059 | THE CORONER |
Location: Tbc |

SWOLLEN COLON
DR. FUCKING JEKYLL
FIVE HUNDRED BAHT
TEQUILA SLAPPER
UP THE BACK
FUNGUS
B.C.
MURKURY
NOT LONG ENOUGH
NOT HARD ENOUGH
BJORN TO RUN
SPERMBANK
ERECTOR
EJACKULATOR
CREATURE FROM THE BLUE LAGOON
BUTT-CYCLE
THE CORONER