Hareline Page

This page is where you can see what's coming for each of the Phuket Hashes.

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Date Hash Run Hares Location
06 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 420 NOT LONG ENOUGH NOT LONG ENOUGH
FUNGUS FUNGUS
Manik/Cherngtalay/Bangtao & Beyond
This is a once in lifetime chance, a run to not be remembered...There will only ever be one Tinmen Run #420
More info to come if we remember...
On On @ Clit Zipper's Kokosnuss restaurant in Kamala.
P.S.: For those getting picked up in Bangtao. Bus will not go that way in the evening
09 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1939 SWOLLEN COLON SWOLLEN COLON
Bluetree
In the back parking lot..
10 Dec 2023 @ 15:00 PM Bike 226DRAGONFLY DRAGONFLY
BULLET RUSH BULLET RUSH
Mai Khao Beach
North on Hwy 402; 12km past airport underpass turn LEFT to Renaissance and Marriott Resorts HHH ; follow road past Marriott to beach approximately 1.5km; lager obvious on right.
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11 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM PH3 PH3 COMMITTEE MEETING #2 Shaker's Restaurant in Nai Harn
GM Invisible Man asks committee members to join his 2nd Committee Meeting @ 4 PM @ Shaker's Restaurant in Nai Harn.  Agenda will include committee reports and upcoming adgenda plans.  All PH3 members are welcome to submit comments & suggestions via committee members or by emailing the GM.
13 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 80 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
16 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1940 FUNGUS FUNGUS
MASARAP MASARAP
LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
SAM SONG SAM SONG
Chalong Dam Reservoir - Gated House With View
This is the GM's Christmas Run so wear something RED or you'll be on the ice! The GM says he's doing something special and Murkury is looking like Santa and Wilma is preparing special Danish slow reindeer...
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From Chalong circle drive north on Chaofa west 3.4 km. At the yellow TOA/ CAPTAIN paint store turn LEFT HHH. Continue around the temple and follow HHH to the laager HHH at a private gated property along the ring road at the back of the reservoir.
From Central Festival, drive south on Chaofa west towards Chalong. 800 meters passed the TOT traffic lights, turn RIGHT HHH at the yellow TOA/CAPTAIN paint store. Follow as above.
Hare Note: Park along the road and walk up to the house, only privileged in the laager.
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17 Dec 2023 @ 15:00 PM Pooying 80 ACCIDENT ACCIDENT
THE CORONER THE CORONER
TEQUILA SLAPPER TEQUILA SLAPPER
TING TONG TING TONG
West side of Manik Dam
Mis-directions:
From Heroines Monument, Head west on 4025 Srisoonthorn Road (to Cherng Talay) at 3.5 km
HHH sign -Turn left onto Soi Bang Niao Dam (Reservoir) at 1.1 km
HHH sign - Turn left onto Sawatdirak Tarmac Road at 150 m
HHH sign - Sharp left onto dirt road 78 m then turn right
Drive along dirt road at 850 m, the lagger will at the road end
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/8Dz2NMirYZLd1o4r7
23 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1941 MURKURY MURKURY
Patong - 50 Pee road
From Karon go North to Patong and turn right at the first mini roundabout onto Soi Nanai, then follow to the white bridge and then turn right immediately and go up the hill (Ha Sip Pee road) and at the top turn left (HHH) carry on to the next HHH sign (1.3 km) and turn right up the steep hill to the Laager.
From Kathu go over the hill to Patong. As you get to the bottom of the hill keep to the left towards Saynamyen road. Go around the Temple and carry on to what used to be Montes. The entrance to Wang Kee Oan waterfall is in front of you. Turn left up Ha Sip Pee road and after approx 1.4km turn left (HHH) up the steep hill to the laager.
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26 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 248 FIVE HUNDRED BAHT FIVE HUNDRED BAHT
UP THE BACK UP THE BACK
LAYAN area
30 Dec 2023 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1942 NOT LONG ENOUGH NOT LONG ENOUGH
MASK MASK
Ban Manik - Ban Bang Niew Dam
From Heroines monument turn west [4025] towards Cherngtalay. After approx 3.4 km turn LEFT HHH into (very narrow) Bangniao Dum Soi 1. Follow HHH to laager.
From Cherngtalay police station head east approximately 3.54 km then turn RIGHT HHH into (very narrow) Bangniao Dum Soi 1. Follow HHH to laager.
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Note: GPS is approximate, always follow HHH.
The laager is at the parkong lot and sala on the West side of the reservoir looking down over the dam.
*There may be an extended ball buster run starting earlier depending on interest.
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01 Jan 2024 @ 15:00 PM Tinmen 421 JOXYMORON JOXYMORON (VH)
FUNGUS FUNGUS
SUBSTANDARD SUBSTANDARD
With a view and natural breezes.
This is our annual Hare Of The Dog run that begins with a attitude-adjusting beer. Standby for details.
06 Jan 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1943 TOOTSIE TOOTSIE
WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE
AMAZING DISGRACE AMAZING DISGRACE
Location: Tbc
10 Jan 2024 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 81 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
13 Jan 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1944 SAM SONG SAM SONG
LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
FUNGUS FUNGUS
Patong - Kathu Ridge
From Patong turn LEFT HHH at the top of the pass. Drive through the elephant area and continue up the ridge road with some stunning views of Patong.
Hare Note: Along the ridge road take care in the caution-marked section, staying off the shoulders. This was where the massive landslide started that took out the Kathu side of the hill and highway.
14 Jan 2024 @ 15:00 PM Pooying 81 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
20 Jan 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1945 MURKURY MURKURY
Ban Lipon - Under the pylons
Head North of Heroines Monument for approx 3.7 km and turn right at the first set of traffic lights (no sign). Head East for approx 1.9 km, laager is on the left, under the power lines (HHH sign).
For those travelling from the North of the island head south from Thalang and turn left at the first traffic lights after Homebase (no sign) then as above.

Beer truck will be marked
21 Jan 2024 @ 15:00 PM Bike 227BUTT CYCLE BUTT CYCLE
SPEEDY CHAKWAO SPEEDY CHAKWAO
AC Fishing Park area
AC Fishing Park area
27 Jan 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1946 UP THE BACK UP THE BACK
FIVE HUNDRED BAHT FIVE HUNDRED BAHT
Layan hills
Head north on the 402 highway towards the airport. 750m past Thalang lights junction turn left just before the overhead bridge HHH. Follow the winding road for 1.7km and go straight at the junction HHH. Follow the road for further 1.2km then go straight at the 4-way junction onto the dead end road in the direction of the Fishing Lake HHH.
Continue along the road for 1.1km (past the Fishing Lake). Laager will be on the right.
Only the Beer Truck in the plantation please. There is plenty of parking on the road before and after the Laager.
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30 Jan 2024 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 249 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
03 Feb 2024 @ 16:00 PM PHHH 1947 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
07 Feb 2024 @ 16:00 PM Tinmen 422 NO HOPE NO HOPE
SCAMMER SCAMMER
Kamala Hills
On On at Two Sisters.
Bus timings TBC