Hareline Page

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Date Hash Run Hares Location
14 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 184 BUM SCRAPER BUM SCRAPER
PAPER PAPER
ALWAYS WET ALWAYS WET
Kamala
Little Expat Kathu 14.30
Expat Hotel Patong 15.00
Black Cat Kamala 15.30
17 Nov 2018 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1711 SINGHA SINGHA
NO HOPE NO HOPE
Baan Lipon
Directions: From Heroines Monument go north to the next traffic lights and turn RIGHT (no HHH sign). Head East for 1.4km then turn RIGHT at the HHH sign. Head south through the village for approx. 1.5km and turn LEFT (HHH Sign- be aware the first bit is very narrow). Carry on along the road for about 1km to where the pylon line used n) Turn RIGHT up the gravel track (HHH Sign) Beer truck will be marked to the LEFT, under the pylon. Cars park to one side of the track to allow local traffic through- DO NOT use the very inviting dirt pad to the left of the road unless we are rain free for a few days. DO NOT PARK ON THE ROAD AS IT IS A DANGEROUS BEND AND HEAVY VEHICLES ARE RACING THROUGH IT.
Bus Patong 14:00   Kamala 14:30   Chalong
18 Nov 2018 @ 15:00 PM Pooying 344 SCRUBBER SCRUBBER
PRESIDENT PRESIDENT
GOLDEN RIVET GOLDEN RIVET
TWICE NIGHTLY TWICE NIGHTLY
TEACHER'S PET TEACHER'S PET
POLE POSITION POLE POSITION
Red Mountain
From Patong continue east past CalTex headed towards the main Tesco. About 500 m after the second light turn LEFT HHH onto the new road just before the Shell station. Follow HHH to laager.
From the Bypass/Tesco intersection head west toward Patong. Just beyond the shell station turn RIGHT HHH and continue on to laager.
24 Nov 2018 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1712 GORGEOUS YOU WANKER GORGEOUS YOU WANKER
LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
FUNGUS FUNGUS
Chaofa West - Klong Krata Reservoir
Chaofa West - Klong Krata Reservoir
From Chalong circle take Chaofa West for 3.4 km. At the yellow CAPTAIN paint store turn left (HHH) towards the temple and dam. Follow (HHH) signs around to the back of the reservoir and up onto the hill to the laager (HHH). Some parking is available in the laager area for small cars (mind the gate posts), others must park to one side along the approach road.
From Central Festival, take Chaofa west towards Chalong circle. 800 meters passed the TOT traffic lights, turn right (HHH) at the yellow CAPTAIN paint store. Follow as above
Bus Kamala 14.00   Patong 14:30   Chalong
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25 Nov 2018 @ 15:00 PM Bike 174DRAGONFLY DRAGONFLY
LOW PROFILE LOW PROFILE
My Cow
Sometimes incorrectly spelled Mai Khao, this beautiful beaches stretches almost 10 kilometers North from Naiyang.
Hopefully misdirections will follow...
27 Nov 2018 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 194 SWOLLEN COLON SWOLLEN COLON
Location: Tbc
01 Dec 2018 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1713 RUBBER TOE RUBBER TOE (VH)
CAMPARI CAMPARI (VH)
MANNEKEN PIS MANNEKEN PIS
Chalongish
05 Dec 2018 @ 15:30 PM Tinmen 364 NO HOPE NO HOPE
MASTER BAKER MASTER BAKER
RAMPANT RABBIT RAMPANT RABBIT
Cherngtalay Manik Area
On On: The Rooftop, Kamala
Bus Timings (tbc by GM): Little Expat 1430, Expat 1500, Black Cat Kamala 1530, Southern Jessies- tbc.
For those who ask interminable questions about the run- if Singha can manage the second leg so can you!!!
08 Dec 2018 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1714 FUNGUS FUNGUS
SAINT BLOW JOB SAINT BLOW JOB
Heroines Monument - East 13.25 km
At the Heroines Monument circle turn East on [4027] toward Paklok. Drive approximately 13.25 km. Passing the Ban Para school on your left continue approx 150 m and turn LEFT HHH onto a narrow concrete road. Continue approx 1 km and turn LEFT HHH and a further 70 m to laager on RIGHT HHH. Park to the side of the road or in the rubber. Mind the trees and the very severe drop into the deep gutter beside the road. From the north pass the Ban Para 7/11 approx 150 m and turn RIGHT HHH and follow on around to the short concrete road leading to the laager.
Bus Patong 13.45   Kamala 14:15   Chalong
12 Dec 2018 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 185 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
15 Dec 2018 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1715 MURKURY MURKURY
DR. FUCKING JEKYLL DR. FUCKING JEKYLL
NO MORAL COMPASS NO MORAL COMPASS (VH)
Location: Tbc
16 Dec 2018 @ 15:00 PM Pooying 345 MISTER FISTER MISTER FISTER
Location: Tbc
22 Dec 2018 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1716 SINGHA SINGHA
NO HOPE NO HOPE
Location: Tbc
23 Dec 2018 @ 15:00 PM Bike 175WANKENSTEIN WANKENSTEIN
SH$T.COM SH$T.COM
Layan/Thalang
25 Dec 2018 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 195 RAMPANT RABBIT RAMPANT RABBIT
MASTER BAKER MASTER BAKER
Location: Tbc
29 Dec 2018 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1717 GORGEOUS YOU WANKER GORGEOUS YOU WANKER
LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
FUNGUS FUNGUS
Chaofa West - Klong Krata Reservoir
From Chalong circle take Chaofa West for 3.4 km. At the yellow CAPTAIN paint store turn left (HHH) towards the temple and dam. Follow (HHH) signs around to the back of the reservoir and up onto the hill to the laager (HHH). Some parking is available in the laager area for small cars (mind the gate posts), others must park to one side along the approach road.
From Central Festival, take Chaofa west towards Chalong circle. 800 meters passed the TOT traffic lights, turn right (HHH) at the yellow CAPTAIN paint store. Follow as above
Bus Kamala 14.00   Patong 14:30   Chalong
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01 Jan 2019 @ 15:30 PM Tinmen 365 SCUD SCUD
DR. FUCKING JEKYLL DR. FUCKING JEKYLL
FUNGUS FUNGUS
BILLY NO MATES BILLY NO MATES
Extra Hares Requested
Hare of the Dog Live Relay Annual Balls Up
05 Jan 2019 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1718 NOTHING NOTHING
TOO OLD TO FUCK TOO OLD TO FUCK
Location: Tbc
09 Jan 2019 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 186 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
12 Jan 2019 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1719 LUCKY LEK LUCKY LEK
FUNGUS FUNGUS
NUTTY PROFESSOR FUNGI NUTTY PROFESSOR FUNGI
SING BARK SING BARK
Location: Tbc
13 Jan 2019 @ 15:00 PM Pooying 346 SECRET AGENT DICK GOBBLER SECRET AGENT DICK GOBBLER
F.A. CUP F.A. CUP
Location: Tbc
19 Jan 2019 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1720 DR. FUCKING JEKYLL DR. FUCKING JEKYLL
Location: Tbc
20 Jan 2019 @ 15:00 PM Bike 176ACCIDENT ACCIDENT
CORONER CORONER
Thalang
26 Jan 2019 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1721 SINGHA SINGHA
NO HOPE NO HOPE
Location: Tbc
29 Jan 2019 @ 16:00 PM Kamala Koma 196 SINGHA SINGHA
SSSD SSSD
Location: Tbc
02 Feb 2019 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1722 MURKURY MURKURY
J.C. J.C.
Location: Tbc
06 Feb 2019 @ 15:30 PM Tinmen 366 JAWS JAWS
Location: Tbc
09 Feb 2019 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1723 FUNGUS FUNGUS
BUTT PLUG BUTT PLUG
GAY PIGFUCKER GAY PIGFUCKER (VH)
UNPLUGGED UNPLUGGED (VH)
Bangla
13 Feb 2019 @ 16:00 PM Iron Pussy 187 Want to hare? Contact the Runmaster Location: Tbc
16 Feb 2019 @ 15:30 PM PHHH 1724 DR. FUCKING JEKYLL DR. FUCKING JEKYLL
Location: Tbc