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AGPU.....THURSDAY 27 JULY 2017
Well it's July… Time to boot your GM up the arse… and welcome in the new Grand Master and his team.
Come join us at the Expat Hotel, Patong for your AGPU.
Registration from 4PM...Free beer starts at 5PM....Get your ticket at registration from Murkury for your free AGPU shirt for those that have 5 runs under Not Clever or 100 Runs in total (Others will be Pay as you go… See the GM)
Superb buffet after the circle with dancing till late to live music.
So say bye bye to your GM and his bell (or anything else your feel is appropriate) and see in the new Hash year.
ON ON.....And over and out...GM NOT CLEAVER
Free Bus Pickup From Kamala @ Black Cat: 15:30.
Leaving the Expat Hotel at 22:00.
PH3 Run #1643 Saturday 29 July 2017 Run Start Time: 16:00 PM
Hares: No Hope, Singha
Location: Cherngtalay, Soi 1
From Heroines Monument go West approx 6.3 km towards Cherng Talay. Turn left at the temple just after Lady Pie (HHH sign) and follow the track for approximately 300m. Laager is on the left (HHH sign).
From Cherng Talay Police Station head East towards Heroines Monument for approximately 1.6 km and turn right at the Temple (HHH Sign) follow the track as above. Beer truck will be marked.
|02 Aug 17||Tinmen||347||Chicken George, Murkury, Too Old To Fuck||Kathu - Red mountain Area
OnOn at "Hole in One" in Kathu
Location: From Kathu Caltex traffic lights go towards Loch Palm Golf Course and do a U-turn at the next traffic lights (the Kathu waterfall turn), then turn in first left (Estate entrance), bar is immediately on the left.
14.45 Asia Bar Rawai
14.55 Homepro Village
15.00 PTT Station
15.10 We Cafe
Bus Kamala 14:45 Patong 15:15 Kathu 15:40
Mini Bus Asia: 14.45 Homepro: 14.55 PTT: 15.00 We: 15.10
|05 Aug 17||PHHH||1644||Fungus, Once Weekly, Twice Nightly||Patong Viewpoint
At the south end of Nanai road by the bridge turn up the Hill (HHH sign) and head up Hasip Pee Road for approximately 300m. Turn right up the small concrete road (HHH sign) and drive up to the Viewpoint. Park to one side of the road. Beer Truck will be signed.
Bus Kamala 15:00 Patong 15:30
|09 Aug 17||Iron Pussy||169||Tbc||Location: Tbc|
|12 Aug 17||PHHH||1645||Who The Fuck Is Alice, Kiss My Ring||Rawai - Soi Suksan 2
From Chalong circle travel southwards and make a U-TURN at the traffic lights at Soi Sayuan (2.3km from Chalong Circle). Continue back northwards past the Green Lemon fuel station (600 meters). Between Family Market and 7-Eleven turn LEFT HHH into Soi Suksan 2. Follow along approximately 0.8 km, Laager on the left side.
Bus Kamala 14:15 Patong 14:45
|13 Aug 17||Pooying||329||Tbc||Location: Tbc|
|19 Aug 17||PHHH||1646||Lucky Lek, Gorgeous You Wanker, What-a-rat||Vichit - Flying Hangman
From south - travel north on Chaofah west Rd and turn left at Honda dealership (back road to Prince of Songkla University) Continue 1.3km to gravel quarry on left just after concrete mixing plant and enter at HHH sign. Follow gravel road approx 200m to laager.
From north - travel south on Chaofah west Rd from Central Shopping 2.7km and turn right at traffic lights with Honda Dealership on your right. Continue as above
From west - at the start of the dual carriageway road leaving Prince of Songkla Uni continue approx 2km and make a U-turn and return to entrance of gravel quarry HHH sign and continue as above. (If you dont know this back road, continue to Central Shopping centre and turn right onto Chaofah West Rd)
Bus Kamala 14:30 Patong 15:00
|20 Aug 17||Bike||159||Agpu Trail Commitee||Location: Tbc|
|26 Aug 17||PHHH||1647||The Mighty Quim||Location: Tbc|
|29 Aug 17||Kamala Koma||179||Tbc||Location: Tbc|
|02 Sep 17||PHHH||1648||Murkury||Location: Tbc|
|06 Sep 17||Tinmen||348||Fungus, Not Long Enough||Location: Tbc|
|09 Sep 17||PHHH||1649||Manneken Pis, Poke The Payroll||Location: Tbc|
|13 Sep 17||Iron Pussy||170||Tbc||Location: Tbc|
|16 Sep 17||PHHH||1650||No Hope, Singha||Thalang Showgrounds
Head north from Heroines Monument towards Thalang. At the main traffic lights in Thalang turn left back towards Cherng Talay (NO HHH sign). After approximately 600 m turn right on the sharp bend (HHH sign), follow the road towards the airport for approximately 900m and turn left into the Showgrounds (HHH sign). Follow the road around to the laager. Beer Truck will be marked. Dog washing facilities available.
From Cherng Talay turn left at the police station traffic lights and head towards Thalang. Turn left at the sharp bend marked as the airport shortcut just before entering Thalang (HHH sign) Follow the road as above.
Bus Patong 14.30 Kamala 15.00
|17 Sep 17||Pooying||330||Manneken Pis||Location: Tbc|
|23 Sep 17||PHHH||1651||Tequila Slapper, Butt-cycle, Fungus||Location: Tbc|
|24 Sep 17||Bike||160||Shit.com, Mr. Bean, Fukthong||Location: Tbc|
|26 Sep 17||Kamala Koma||180||Singha, No Hope||Location: Tbc|
|30 Sep 17||PHHH||1652||Ejackulator, Creature From The Blue Lagoon||Location: Tbc|
|04 Oct 17||Tinmen||349||Tbc||Location: Tbc|
|07 Oct 17||PHHH||1653||Murkury||Location: Tbc|
|11 Oct 17||Iron Pussy||171||Tbc||Location: Tbc|
|14 Oct 17||PHHH||1654||Mcfuehrer, Butt-cycle||Cherngtalay
Bus Patong 14.45 Kamala 15:15
|15 Oct 17||Pooying||331||Tbc||Location: Tbc|
|21 Oct 17||PHHH||1655||Baldylocks, Yaba, Jaws||Location: Tbc|
|22 Oct 17||Bike||161||Visit Phuket Mountain Bike Website for details.|
|28 Oct 17||PHHH||1656||Gorgeous You Wanker, Lucky Lek, What-a-rat||Location: Tbc|
|31 Oct 17||Kamala Koma||181||Tbc||Location: Tbc|
|01 Nov 17||Tinmen||350||Manneken Pis, Tootsie||Location: Tbc|
|04 Nov 17||PHHH||1657||Singha, No Hope||Tanyapura
Continue north from the traffic lights in the center of Thalang for approx 2.4km. Approx 300m before the Old Airport Road Traffic lights take the U turn (No HHH sign) and come back towards Thalang for 400m (NO U-Turn at the lights allowed).
Turn left at the HHH sign and head east for 2.8 km. Turn right just before the pylons (HHH sign) and the laager is in the date palms.
Park in the date palms, NOT in the vegetable garden by the pylon. Beer Truck will be marked.
Bus Patong 14.30 Kamala 15:00