Phuket Hash House Harriers
"A drinking club with a running problem"

Costs: Run fees are 60 baht for members and 100 baht for non-members. Registration is at 2.00pm. If you don't want to drive, the bus will leave from the Expat Hotel, Patong at 2:30pm SHARP. Bear in mind, the bus will stop at Ban Rim Klong, Kamala, at about 2.50pm for runs north of Heroine's Roundabout and at the Little Expat, Kathu, at about 2.50pm for runs south of the island. Bus fares are 50 baht return for Thai People, 70 baht return for others. Please consider parking your car at home, Patong, Kathu or Kamala and take the bus.

Committee meeting result ....... the GM announced 4^th July Dinner/Dance at Royal Phuket City Hotel for PH3 members. A double ticket is 400 B, visitors 1000 B each. Limit is 150 people and this price includes all entertainment, food and drink (except spirits but BYO is acceptable). Sucker is handling the Admin so please register with him ASAP.

Hareline - The Hareline is getting rather thin so let's have some volunteers. Virgin hares are most welcome and will be put in touch with more experienced co-hares. Contact White Pointer, Hore Master, on this lick vagabond0789@yahoo.com.au.

Bring out your Dead. No Hope will be headed up north again for a water project involving Gordonstoun School from Scotland on 24 June. If anyone wants to use this as an excuse to clear their closets of old clothes, (adult or children’s sizes) I can assure you they will not go to waste in the villages. Scud and Singha have once agreed to act as collection points and I can take stuff back on the bus on Saturdays if required. We will be in the area of Doi Inthanon National Park in June and Mae Sarieng in December – I hope to get some phots of the villages in Hash Gear. Further info on the Pakanyor foundation is at http://www.karenfoundation.org/V4/index.html. Very many thanks for your continued support of these proud but poor hill people.

Wanker of the Week - If you borrow someone's chair, it is really bad form to return it BROKEN even when the owner is a gentle giant like Singha. Buy him a new seat, you Wanker. That would be White Pointer we are talking about.

Permanent Asshole - Flubber

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ON ON to Mekong Indochina Hash - The Mekong Indochina Hash 2008 will be held in Sukhothai on 24/25/26 October. The 23rd is Chulalongkorn Day so it is a long weekend. Registration is now open. The cost is 2,500 Baht for three days of fun. The website is http://mekong2008.com

ON ON to Kuching 2010 - The website has been set up and registration for this event on 2-4 July 2010 is now open at a price less than 4,000THB. For details follow this link ......... Borneo Interhash in Kuching.

ON ON to Koh Samui

20th/21st June - THE BIG 300
Friday Night 20th June sees a Classic Night Run "Escape From The Mia Noi Run"; 300A - Part 1 of this Mega KSH3 Weekend. The Hare will be Red Mullet, and he is already on a strict diet of Carrot-Flavoured Fish Food. For those mere mortals amongst us - BRING A TORCH (or Flash Light for you Seppos!) The Location will be somewhere on the North Shore and might involve Bars of ILL-REPUTE. RM (with a little assistance from the GM) is already carrying out the necessary Reccying of these establishments to see if they are able to make the grade!
Saturday the 21st will see Piss Bowl laying a Mega-Run in Lamai Gulch (Death valley!)to be folllowed by much Piss Drinking and a Mouth Watering BBQ at the Led Fok Pubic House, Lamai Bitch, courtesy of Blue Lugs.
Cost for the Whole Shebang; a measly THB 600 - which gets you; 2 Fantastic Trails, a stunning KSH3 Polo Shirt, as much Free Piss as you can drink at the Circle and a Mega-BBQ at the On On On.
So ROLL UP, ROLL UP and get Registered Early (to book the Shirt Size of your Choice) - YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!!

PS Regarding how to Register - just send an e-mail via the KSH3 web site www.ksh3.com and it shall be done.