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HASH SONGS


Why Was He Born So Beautiful?

Why was he born so beautiful,
Why was he born at all.
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all.
He might be a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me!



Ou Est Le Papier?

A Frenchman went to the lavatory,
To have a jolly good shit.
He took his pants and trousers down,
So that he could revel in it.
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before ...
Ou est le papier?
Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur,
Je fait manure.
Ou est le papier?



She’s All Right

She’s all right, she’s all right,
She’s little bit flat-chested, but she’s all right



Girl from Singapore

She’s a dirty mother-fucker, she's a lousy whore,
She's a girl from Singapore.

 

All Australians ...

 All Australians are born illegitimate, born illegitimate, born illegitimate
All Australians are born illegitimate, bastards through and through

They aint got no birth certificate, birth certificate, birth certificate
They aint got no birth certificate, bastards through and through

 

Beer

Well we try them all and it might sound queer
But our favorite drug is an ice-cold beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
We love beer
Drink it down, down, down, down...

 

Do Re Mi

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who serves me beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Far, a long long way for beer
So, I'll have another beer
La, la la la la la beer
Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer
Which brings us back to
Down, down, down down


 

Two Beers

We drink two beers in the morning
We drink two beers at night
We drink two beers in the afternoon
It makes us feel alright
We drink two beers in times of peace
And two in times of war
We drink two beers before we drink two beers
And then we drink two more
Drink it down, down, down, down...

 

This is your Down-Down Song ...

This is your Down-Down song,
It isn't very long. . . .

 

Her Left Tit

Her left tit hangs down to her right tit
Her right tit hangs down to her knee
If her left tit did equal her right tit
She'd still get a down-down from me
Drink it down, down, down, down...

 

I Like Hashing

I like hashing,
I like hashing,
Hashings fun,
Hashings fun.
Fill up all the hash mugs,
Fill up all the hash mugs,
One by one,
One by one.
Drinking down down down down….

 

Meet the Hashers

Hashers, meet the hashers
They're the biggest drunks in history
From the hash of Phuket
They're the leaders in debauchery
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years
Watch them, as they down a lot of beer
Down-down, down-down down-down

 

Soldier Song

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt, for country and my queen
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
Drink it down, down, down, down...

 

  You Are My Hash Shit

You are my hash shit, my only hash shit
You make me happy when skies are gray
You never no dear how much I love you
Please don't take my hash shit away
Drink it down, down, down, down...
 
 

  Three Big Beers

Three big beers, Three big beers
See how they foam, see how they foam
You ran through the shiggy around the trail
Now the GM told an evil tale
So now you must drink down your ale
It’s three big beers, three big beers
Down down down, down down down….
(Bollox)

 

  All Beers Bright and Beautiful

All beers bright and beautiful
All down-downs great and small
All ales pale with hops a-full
You’re going to drink them all
Each little bottle opened
Each bitter tasty zing
You will guzzle down the lot
And then we shan’t have to sing
Down-down-down-down-down-down-down….
(Bollox)

 

Jump Down Turnaround

Tune: Pick-a-bale-of-cotton

Jump down, turn around, drink another down - down
Jump down, turn around, drink another beer
Oh lordy, drink another down -  down
Oh lordy, drink another beer
Down – down – down, drink another beer now
Down – down – down, drink another beer…
(Bollox)

 

Smoke and No Water

Smoke and no water, Or you’ll be on the ice
Smoke and no water, This beer is no surprise
Down-down-down down-down-down-down
down-down-down down-down
(Bollox/Mrs Higgins)

 

Hares Blues

Tune: I got the blues for you

You made up this run
As you went along
Now weeee got some booooze for you
Down-down-down-down, down-down-down-down,
Down-doooown-down-down-down-down…

Or…

You came on the run
But then you did us wrong
Now weeee got some booooze for you
Down-down-down-down, down-down-down-down,
Down-doooown-down-down-down-down…
(A Bollox original)

 

Jumping Jack Flash

We did a run in a crossfire hurricane
We went out, we ran and then we came right back
It’s not all right, now, In fact it’s a drag
It’s not alright now
A double down-down gives you gas, gas, gas

Down – down down- down- down - down- down- down
down- down- down
Down – down down- down- down - down- down- down …
(A Bollox original)

 

Generic Blues

I woke up this morning
Down-Down-Down
I went to the hash
Down-Down-Down
But you was so bad there
Down-Down-Down
So now you’ll down down
Down-Down-Down
Down-down-down-down-down
Down-down-down
(Bollox)

 

Topoff the Tailor Man

He’s Topoff the tailor man. 
He lives under a turban
He’ll make you a suit
And make curry to boot
He’s Topoff the tailor man
(Julie Andrews / Jungle Balls)

 

Our Favourite Beers

San Mig and Singha in bottles and cans,
Beer Lao and Tiger and Hei-nee-kans.
Chang if you're desperate,
But none for the queers.
These are a few of our favourite beers.
Down down down etc.
(Jungle Balls)

 

He's Our Leader

Tune : 'He's the meanest', sung to Tinmen GM Murkury.

He's our leader,
A slap-head little bleeder,
He's our leader,
He's a turtle head

A quiet little fellow,
He looks like Donatello,
He's our leader,
He's a turtle head
(Bluey / Billy Boy / Jungle Balls)